Speak No Evil Review: They Sure Did Speak a Lot in This Movie
As a big fan of James McAvoy I was a little shocked to learn he had a new movie out…
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Pocketpair Hires Identical Lawyers with Guns
TOKYO — In the wake of Nintendo officially filing a patent infringement lawsuit against them, Palworld developer Pocketpair has announced…
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PS5 Pro to Be Bundled with Dildo Attachment for Fanboys to Ride
SAN MATEO, Calif, — Big news for PlayStation fanboys as Sony has announced that every PS5 Pro will come bundled…
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David Zaslav Deletes Film Mid TIFF Screening
TORONTO — In the latest of his string of film deletions, David Zaslav has deleted a film for tax write-offs…
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Sony Announces Pro Version of Boots for Geoff Keighley to Lick
SAN MATEO, Calif — In the wake of their announcement of a pro version of the PS5, Sony executives have…
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Latest Election Patch Removes Trump Assassination Attempt From Public Consciousness
WASHINGTON — Developers of Presidential Election 2024 have just released an extensive patch that includes many changes, the biggest of…
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Elon Musk Announces Cure to the Woke Mind Virus: The NeuralinKKK
FREMONT, Calif — In another masterful gambit, tech genius and renowned deadbeat dad Elon Musk announced that he has officially…
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Rent Somehow Still High in Apartment Building with Annual Murder
NEW YORK — Residents of the historic Arconia apartment building are expressing frustration that their rent remains high despite there…
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Suicide Squad Kills the QA Department
LONDON — Tragedy has struck Rocksteady Studios after half of their QA department were killed by the Suicide Squad under…
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Trump Fails to Press F at Tomb of Unknown Soldier
ARLINGTON, Va. — Donald Trump and his campaign are under fire after a visit to the Arlington National Cemetery has…
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