Kyle Erf, Author at Hard Drive

March 31, 2022

TACOMA, Wash. — Regional gamer Teddy Thorpe was surprised to discover that a rat in his basement was actually quite…

March 26, 2022

PITTSBURGH — A man stranded in the dark during a recent power outage reportedly used the light on the end…

January 15, 2022

OW MY ASSVILLE — The mysterious new mayor, who no one remembers electing, has laid out a bold plan for…

January 11, 2022

NEW YORK — A man binge-listening to the backlog of his new favorite podcast has finally gotten to the one…

November 9, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Despite online rumors to the contrary, budding game critic Tamara Bakker maintained she was not paid for…

November 2, 2021

Seems like each year the online talking heads and so-called professional critics mark off time in their calendar for a…

October 23, 2021

JERSEY CITY, N.J. — Local gamer Mike Plant, who once feared dying a virgin, now only fears death following a…

October 5, 2021

LOS ANGELES — An unexpected reboot of the classic light gun shooter Duck Hunt was announced today that casts the…

September 16, 2021

Awful news, Gamers. If you are at work please stop reading immediately because this article may be considered NOT SAFE.…

August 17, 2021

BETHESDA, Md. — In what many are calling the Pentagon’s latest boondoggle, mainstay military contractor Lockheed Martin has already missed…