Kyle Duggan, Author at Hard Drive

December 22, 2023

MIDDLE EARTH — Local hermit Gollum credited his pescetarian diet for his 500-year lifespan, nearly five times higher than that…

December 22, 2023

NEW YORK — A newly remastered version of Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver will reveal the identity of the mysterious figure…

December 21, 2023

SAN FRANCISCO — Dave Filoni was forced to strike down auteur filmmaker George Lucas before taking on his new role…

December 21, 2023

It’s getting down to the wire, gamers. Christmas lists have long been finalized, presents have been ordered, and zero hour…

December 20, 2023

SANTA MONICA — Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick announced he is stepping down from his executive role at the video…

December 7, 2023

At press time, a harried and unkempt Todd Howard was seen sprinting into a local Hot Topic after losing his…

December 6, 2023

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — James Bond production company Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer announced that the next film in the series would not only…

December 6, 2023

“This used to be such a nice neighborhood,” said Fedranix, a high templar who organized the rally.

November 27, 2023

“I’m sorry, were these critics alive and walking around in post-revolutionary France?” complained the octogenarian filmmaker.

November 19, 2023

It might not be polite to admit it, but some friends are just better than others. We all know it.