MIDDLE EARTH — Local hermit Gollum credited his pescetarian diet for his 500-year lifespan, nearly five times higher than that…
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NEW YORK — A newly remastered version of Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver will reveal the identity of the mysterious figure…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Dave Filoni was forced to strike down auteur filmmaker George Lucas before taking on his new role…
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It’s getting down to the wire, gamers. Christmas lists have long been finalized, presents have been ordered, and zero hour…
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SANTA MONICA — Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick announced he is stepping down from his executive role at the video…
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At press time, a harried and unkempt Todd Howard was seen sprinting into a local Hot Topic after losing his…
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BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — James Bond production company Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer announced that the next film in the series would not only…
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“This used to be such a nice neighborhood,” said Fedranix, a high templar who organized the rally.
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“I’m sorry, were these critics alive and walking around in post-revolutionary France?” complained the octogenarian filmmaker.
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It might not be polite to admit it, but some friends are just better than others. We all know it.
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