Report: JD Vance, Wife Experimenting With Couch Co-Op
ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Ohio Senator and vice presidential hopeful JD Vance and his wife Usha have turned to unconventional means…
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Local Museum Just, Like, Full
ANIMAL VILLAGE — Multiple sources have confirmed that the local branch of the Farway Museum has, like, absolutely no room…
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Phantom Thieves Successfully Clear Biden’s Palace
WASHINGTON — The Phantom Thieves of Hearts, a group of teenage vigilantes operating in the Metaverse, have successfully defeated President…
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Oblivious RFK Jr. Still Mashing Away on Unplugged Controller
ATLANTA — Robert F. Kennedy Jr., an independent candidate in the 2024 presidential election, was reportedly still hammering buttons on…
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Legendary Chiptune Composer Cites Crippling Tinnitus as Inspiration
FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Renowned chiptune composer Joel Grady revealed that all of his award winning soundtracks were directly inspired…
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Man Plays Switch Under Covers After Bedtime so Child Won’t Catch Him
SEATTLE — Local dad Kenneth Morris stayed up late playing video games without alerting his eight-year-old son by hiding under…
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Restaurant Review: The Pizza Sucks but They Got Cruis’n USA
When entering Main Street Pizza and Sandwiches, three things are impossible to ignore. First is the overwhelming smell of hot,…
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David Zaslav Paints Fake Movie Premiere on Canyon Wall
SONORAN DESERT, Ariz. — Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav spent an entire morning painting an elaborate mural of a…
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Palworld Modder Receives Cease and Desist From Guy Who Looks Exactly Like Nintendo Attorney
MODESTO, Calif. — A modder who replaced the native creatures of breakout hit Palworld with Pokémon was instructed not to…
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Tumblr Millennial Retires to Bluesky
FRESNO, Calif. — A 33-year old millennial is reportedly joining Bluesky in order to relive their fond memories of Tumblr's peak,…
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