POSTWICK, Galar — Local Pokémon trainer Hop was caught completely off guard when his 32-year-old rival made clever use of…
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KYOTO, Japan — At least seven Nintendo attorneys have been stuck together with some form of epoxy in an unorthodox…
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GLENDALE, Ariz. — Local mother and competitive thank you card player Margery Walsh has officially entered the Glendale GratitudeFest Championship,…
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COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — A heated argument broke out in a local half-finished basement after 22-year-old Jeff Wyman compared himself…
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LOS ANGELES — Netflix Bites, a pop up kitchen featuring world-renowned chefs from the streaming giant’s programming, opened this month…
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ZEBES — Galactic bounty hunter Samus Aran had her work cut out for her after losing all of her power…
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NEW YORK — Recently uncovered documents from the Ellis Island National Museum of Immigration archive confirmed the long-running rumor that…
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LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Actor Ezra Miller enigmatically hinted that they were planning on committing one final outrageous crime before…
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HYRULE — Actor Mark Wahlberg is facing criticism after saying that he could have prevented the revival of Demon King…
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PLAINFIELD, N.J. — A waiter at Birchwood Burgers and Brews, a local restaurant that serves traditional pub fare, gave a…
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