This New Remote Control Doesn’t Make Any Sense (Guest Review by Your Dad)
If you’re anything like me, you’ve used the same remote control for your TV for the last 15 years. Back…
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“Not so Fucking Easy, Is It?” Our Interview With George Lucas
Years after selling his legendary Star Wars franchise to Disney for billions of dollars, the property has never been busier,…
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NPC Starting to Think He’s the Only One Player Hasn’t Fucked
LAST LIGHT INN — A wizard named Gale has become suspicious that he is the only member of his party…
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Aging Venom Only Vulnerable to Mid-Range Frequencies
NEW YORK — Local villain-turned-antihero Venom noticed today that his weakness to loud noises has been significantly reduced as the…
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Overwhelmed Shelter Labels Raichu as “Senior Pikachu” to Increase Odds of Adoption
SLATEPORT CITY — A local Pokémon shelter has listed a Raichu as a “Senior Pikachu” in the hope that it…
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Every Classic Godzilla Kaiju Ranked by How Good They Would Be as a Parent
Godzilla fans are no strangers to endless debates about which kaiju is the strongest, or fastest, or even just the…
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Every Mutant From ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem’ Ranked by How Bummed You Would Be If They Were Your College Roommate
Going away to college is an exciting-yet-scary prospect for many young adults. It’s often the first time they’ll be away…
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Oh, You’re a Gamer? Name Three Games on Your Phone
Hey there, Uncle Nick. Glad you were able to make it to the family cookout. I like your Kingdom Hearts…
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Tragic: Anime Switches to Shitty New Theme Song Right After You Started Liking Shitty Old Theme Song
CRANSTON, R.I. — Urgent cries from living rooms across the nation confirmed that the theme song to your favorite anime…
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Every Final Fantasy Protagonist Ranked by How Well They Would Do on RuPaul’s Drag Race
There’s plenty of commentary online about the fashion choices Final Fantasy characters make. Whether they’re wearing vests that are inappropriate…
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