Jeremy Kaplowitz, Author at Hard Drive

October 18, 2018

We, the GAMERS of the United States need to rise up and finally make Gamers a protected class. RISE UP…

October 15, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Local Caucasian anime fan Martin O’Rourke ordered his sixth 23andMe in an attempt to prove that he…

October 13, 2018

AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Christine McNamara bought a full-price $60 version of popular video game Overwatch today solely to…

September 25, 2018

THIS IS A TEMPLATE. DO NOT FORGET TO FILL IN THE BLANKS WHEN THE INEVITABLE NEW STORY COMES OUT. DO…

September 25, 2018

Wow, a heartbreaking story just got a whole lot more heartbreaking. As you may know, only days ago, Telltale Games…

September 22, 2018

AUGUSTA, Maine — Local nerd Martin Beauchamp announced to fellow members of the online involuntarily celibate, also known as “incel,”…

September 4, 2018

BALTIMORE — Sources report that the newest novel in the Jack Ryan series originally created by Tom Clancy before his…

August 18, 2018

SCOTLAND — A new study into the decision-making involved in sorting Hogwarts students into housing, which is done by a…

August 3, 2018

After unsuccessfully wading into political waters the past couple of years, the popular video game website The Escapist is relaunching…

July 19, 2018

SEATTLE — Local grandfather Herbert Schumeister’s 93-year-long kill/death ratio shifted from 0:0 to 0:1 today, following his death from natural…