This is What Mario Would Look Like Without His Pubic Hair
We’re used to how certain characters look in video games, right? And if they’re altered ever slightly, sometimes it can…
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Opinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want To
Listen up, you pathetic little nerdy fucklits: my name is George Raymond Richard Martin, and I’ll write whenever and whatever…
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Sad Incel Doesn’t Get the Hint From Uninterested Girl
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Plumber and noted loner Mario Mario has reportedly missed multiple verbal and nonverbal cues from Princess Peach,…
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Netflix Breathes Sigh of Relief as Iron Fist Disintegrates During Infinity War Finale
LOS ANGELES — Netflix executives were reportedly relieved to discover that Iron Fist had disintegrated during the finale of Marvel’s…
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Daredevil Reportedly Too Busy Stopping Bodega Shoplifter to Help Fight Thanos
NEW YORK — The Devil of Hell’s Kitchen, a masked vigilante known as Daredevil, was reportedly too busy fighting a…
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PUBG Gives Me Hope That I Can Still Be Loved Despite Being Deeply Broken
Many video game journalists wrote this year that PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds was their top game of 2017, and I wholeheartedly agree.…
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True Neutral Woman Considers Herself Chaotic Good
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local roleplaying enthusiast Susan Warburton, confirmed to be “true neutral” on the alignment chart by close friends…
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Character Capable of Breaking Fourth Wall Knows You’re Masturbating
BEYOND REALITY — Close sources report that Monika, a character from the cult psychological horror game Doki Doki Literature Club!…
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Report: Sony Searches Player’s Purchase History to Pick Monthly Free Games
TOKYO, Japan — A new investigative report released today reveals that the monthly PlayStation Plus free games for the PlayStation…
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Million Redditors With Million Keyboards Accidentally Write Westworld Season 2
LOS ANGELES — With the season two premiere of HBO’s Westworld on the horizon, a group of one million Redditors…
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