Jeremy Kaplowitz, Author at Hard Drive

May 17, 2019

GHENT, Belgium — Notably awful hacker Nicolas Peeters successfully leaked an episode of the hit HBO show Game of Thrones…

May 10, 2019

MONTREAL — Popular pornagraphic video sharing website Pornhub announced today the release of a new “Light Mode” which would feature…

May 7, 2019

Written by Jeremy Kaplowitz. Edited by Giovanni Colantonio.

April 25, 2019

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Marvel fans are outraged after AMC raised the price of their limited edition Avengers: Endgame Piss…

April 10, 2019

ORLANDO, Fla. — Self-described “hole fan” Chris Richardson is reportedly dismayed that the newly discovered “large space hole” by scientists…

April 2, 2019

KANSAS, Okla. — Local eighth grader and moderator for subreddit r/gaming Kris Stevens reportedly felt power coursing through his veins…

March 31, 2019

SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local gamer Martin Avery has not played Kingdom Hearts 3 for an entire week, effectively rendering all…

March 27, 2019

LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix CEO Reed Hastings announced today that the popular entertainment website will be implementing a new…

March 23, 2019

BRIGHTON, U.K. — Popular YouTuber Felix Kjellberg, better known as Pewdiepie, apologized to his fans today for accidentally promoting a…

March 17, 2019

Today, for St Patrick’s Day, we want to honor the video games world’s most Irish character of all: Fox McCloud.…