Gamer Disgusted to Discover They Just Watched Nick Robinson Video
NEW YORK — Local gamer Jesse Cooper was reportedly horrified to discover the 15-minute YouTube video they just finished was…
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Review: Microsoft Flight Simulator Is So Realistic My Son Is Still Dead In It
Microsoft Flight Simulator is a masterpiece in realism, from the perfectly tuned flying instruments to the fact that my son…
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Activision Announces New ‘Star Wars’ Game
SANTA MONICA — Activision revealed a new ‘Star Wars’ video game today entitled Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War,…
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Images From 343’s ‘Super Mario 64 Anniversary’ Leaked and It Looks Incredible
Holy shit you guys. Apparently 343, the company known for making the Halo games after Bungie moved on to Destiny,…
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Ocasio-Cortez Given Speedrun Slot at DNC
MILWAUKEE — The Democratic National Committee has granted Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a “speedrun” slot at tonight’s convention to show off…
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John Hodgman Beats the Shit Out of Justin Long in New Fortnite Video
LOS ANGELES — Epic Games has furthered their legal battle with Apple by releasing a video featuring John Hodgman and…
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Olimar Insists Red Pikmin are “Virtually Immune” to Drowning
PNF-404 — Captain Olimar insisted to a group of red Pikmin today that they need not worry while trying to…
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Number of Video Games Worldwide Hits Record High
WASHINGTON — Experts have released a troubling new report that the number of video games worldwide has hit a record…
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New Call of Duty Game Imagines What If Russia Attacked Own Civilians in Fictional City of PФЯҬLДИD
SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision announced that the next game in the Call of Duty franchise, Call of Duty: Uprising,…
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Girlfriend Has No Idea Sex Playlist Is Just Old School RuneScape Soundtrack
PHOENIX — Local girlfriend Marissa Andrews is reportedly unaware that the playlist her boyfriend put on during sex last week…
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