Man’s Friends Realize All His Jokes Just Quotes From ‘The Simpsons’
LOS ANGELES — Local man Herman Gunther reportedly realized that his supposedly funny friend Matt has been stealing all of…
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Konami Confirms Next Silent Hill Will Be Exclusive to Your Imagination
TOKYO — Konami has confirmed they are partnering with Bloober Team to create a new installment in the long-dormant Silent…
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Gamer Trying to Name Child After Video Game Character Without Spouse Figuring It Out
CINCINNATI, Ohio — Local gamer Alan Roberts has been trying to covertly name his upcoming child after any video game…
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New Edition of Catan Replaces Rulebook With Friend Who’s Played Before
BREUBERG, Germany — Settlers of Catan designer Klaus Teuber announced a new version of his acclaimed board game that replaces…
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Gamer Told to Dress for Job He Wants Just Wears Headset and Pajamas Everywhere
HACKENSACK, N.J. — Gamer Todd Harrington has been spotted around his workplace wearing an old t-shirt and pajama pants along…
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Archeologists Discover Ancient ASCII Cave Drawings
MONTIGNAC, France — While examining the walls of a recently unearthed cave system, a team of archaeologists discovered a series…
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Redditor Hopes It’s Not Too Late to Answer 3-Year-Old Advice Post From Drowning Man
HUNTINGTON, W.Va. — Optimistic Reddit user DonaldDank72 recently posted a comment detailing extensive advice on how to save yourself from…
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Political Cartoonist Just Gonna Draw Bitcoin as Burlap Sack With Dollar Sign On It
COVINGTON, Ky. — Shrugging his shoulders as he clicked ‘publish’ on his latest work, political cartoonist Bradley Hughes decided he’s…
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Silent Hill Now Allowing Abandoned Schools and Amusement Parks to Reopen
SILENT HILL, Maine — The Silent Hill city council has decided that their numerous decaying schools and decrepit amusement parks…
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