Laid Off Gamer Plays Switch in Bathroom Just to Feel Normal Again
LINCOLN, Neb. — After being laid off from his job at a regional cardboard box supply company last week, local…
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We Checked in on Red Dead Online and It Still Seems Like a Whole Thing
In the year since the release of Red Dead Online, Rockstar has given the game a slew of updates and…
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Clifford the Big Red Dog in Critical Condition After Wandering Into Dynamax Battle
HAMMERLOCKE, Galar — Popular children’s book character and television star Clifford the Big Red Dog is reportedly clinging to life…
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Quarantine Leaves Introvert Home Alone with Nobody to Tell About What an Introvert He Is
NEW YORK — Self-described introvert Barry Laughlin is reportedly struggling to stay sane during the 14-day coronavirus quarantine period, complaining…
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Gamer Touches Stove for First Time This Year
PASADENA, Calif. — Local gamer Miles Trench has reportedly touched his fingertip to the surface of his oven for the first…
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47 Dead at HBO ChernobylCon
CHERNOBYL, Ukraine — Superfans of the acclaimed HBO historical miniseries Chernobyl gathered for the first annual ChernobylCon fan convention last…
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Controversial Filmmaker Defends Choice to Keep Rolling as Italian Man Is Beaten to Death
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Following a public outcry, auteur filmmaker Lakitu defended his decision to continue running his camera while a…
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Co-Worker Has Audacity to Bring IT Problem to IT Guy
OMAHA, Neb. — Local office worker Chris Thompson, an assistant copywriter at McDalton Consulting Co., allegedly crossed the line into…
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Overworked Gamer Wishes He Could Just Stay Home and Hate Games All Day
SEATTLE — After working nearly the entire holiday season without a day off, local Walmart cashier Frank Lamonte reported that…
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Ring Fit User Hates How Crowded Adventure Gets in January
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Local Nintendo Ring Fit user Dan Remington expressed frustration at the massively increased number people playing…
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