MT OLYMPUS — A mild kerfuffle erupted at a party hosted by Dionysus when a guest was asked to leave. Alexios Nicolatis of Athens was escorted out after failing to adhere to the dress code of the event.
“This is a brand new toga,” Nicolatis said in an interview outside of the venue, “they’ve got satyrs in there bearing it all. I don’t see what the problem is.”
Nicolatis was told he could rejoin the party if he changed into something more appropriate. When asked about the incident, the God of Revelry clarified that Nicolatis wasn’t removed for indecent exposure..
“No ‘in’, just decent,” Dionysus explained, “that toga was covering everything. I enjoy unwrapping a gift as much as the next deity, but I’m holding parties every day, every hour on the hour, at six and ten, for two hours at a time, and every fifteen minutes. That’s a lot of laundry to do. Where’s your sense of indecency?”
Nicolatis seemed to understand after having the dress code explained to him by nymphs waiting in line outside the venue.
“I guess I should have realized when I saw the host of the party was dressed in a leopard print banana hammock that looked like it was holding the whole bunch.”
At press time, the Mount Olympus party venue now has a sign on the door reading ‘No Shirt, No Sandals, No Sobriety’.
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