THE WASTELAND — What started out as a cordial interaction with “Fallout 4” NPC and innkeeper Tony Savoldi quickly became awkward after you took too long to respond to his dialogue, prompting the motel owner to think that maybe you’re mad at him or something, sources confirm.
“Hey, weren’t we talking about you renting a room? You need one,” Savoldi reportedly asked, being met with nothing but cold, terrible silence from you, leaving Tony casually swaying back and forth behind the counter. “Crap,” Savoldi told other Bunker Hill NPCs, “I mean I know my dad and I can be rough around the edges, but all I asked was if he wanted to rent a room. Did I do something wrong?”
The hard-working and well-meaning bed-renter then started to really get in his own head about it, according to his neighbors.
“I mean there he is, this guy just comes into me and my dad’s bar-slash-motel all weary-looking, like he’s just been wandering through the wilderness, so I ask if he needs a room. And what’s he doing? Just staring at me with those dead eyes, not saying anything but not turning around and leaving, either. I didn’t mean to offend the guy.”
After almost 30 minutes with no response, Savoldi began to get scared, according to reports from the scene. “This is exactly why I want to go off and join the Railroad freedom fighters. I wouldn’t have to deal with any of this spooky stuff.” Savoldi said.
It’s being reported that the situation was resolved once you finally got around to responding “I’ll take it.”
“Oh my God, what a relief.” Savoldi said in a statement. “I rented the guy a mattress, but that was pretty harrowing. I never want to see him again, if I’m honest”, adding “I thought he was gonna shoot me. I’m just glad he wasn’t actually mad.”
At press time, Savoldi was seen reducing your nightly rate by three bottle caps just to make sure the two of you are all good.
