Matt Shore
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ASHVILLE, Tenn. ー Over 100,000 screaming white women crowded Nidorina Stadium to see a performance of super star move Swift…
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Camden Brazile
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SANTA FE, New Mexico — Beloved fantasy writer George R. R. Martin was reportedly seen in a fervor today after…
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Joe Tilleli
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WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden and first lady Dr. Jill Biden's two-year-old German shepherd, Commander, does not support petting as…
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Michelle Pereira
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This year’s installment of the long-running ice hockey video game franchise, NHL 24, has a release time that's almost here! If…
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Ron Portman
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Epic Games, creators of smash hit Fortnite, as well as the controversial Epic Games Store, recently caused headlines by being…
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Patrick Sullivan
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I’m a diehard Pokémon fan. Not to exaggerate, but I’m probably the biggest fan ever if I’m being honest. When…
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Kevin Podas
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SANTA DESTROY — A particularly harsh job market has caused famous assassin and self-proclaimed otaku Travis Touchdown to sell off…
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Saad Khan
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — After a slate of environmental initiatives such as no longer including wall chargers with new iPhone purchases,…
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Cameron Snow
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ROCKBELL BRIDGE — Pushing a traveling knight’s patience to the absolute brink, sources have confirmed that local gatekeeping troll Ugnor,…
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Joe Tilleli
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WASHINGTON — Speaker Kevin McCarthy was voted out of the job Tuesday after answering the deceptively innocuous question, "What is…
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