LANSING, Mich. — In a comic, but ultimately tragic mishap, a local alt-right militia group attempting to kidnap Michigan governor…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Young baby child and Spider-Man actor Tom Holland stars in the new film The Devil All the…
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Mark Roebuck
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MIAMI — Professional skateboarder Tony Hawk surprised the skateboarding community after winning a tournament by successfully convincing the judges to…
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Mark Roebuck
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DOWNERS GROVE, Ill. — A study by scientists at Midwestern University has revealed that not only are crows capable of…
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Seth Finkelstein
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Okay, first off, I don’t even know why we’re having this Emergency Meeting. Don’t get me wrong, Yellow’s death is…
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Andy Holt
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NEW YORK — Members of a local group chat insisted that they wouldn’t be going anywhere near that comment, preferring…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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Alright, listen up. I’ve heard of you bootlicking posers that have been asking if this or that person is excused…
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Kevin Hufe
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Duke University mathematics professor Richard Hardens shocked and awed the academic world today by publishing his incredibly…
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Saad Khan
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WESTEROS — Following an exhaustive contact tracing study, a recent Riverlands wedding has been linked to 3,500 deaths, sources report.…
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Andy Holt
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BOSTON — Researchers have made an astonishing breakthrough in the study of time and space, discovering a measurement small enough…
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