Chandler Dean
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HUNTSVILLE, Texas — Roommates Audley Stoddard, Jay Heath, and Corwin Reed have announced their intention to continue regularly using a…
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John Dixon
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TOKYO — Popular manga Brave Fighter’s Journey was recently put on hiatus by its publisher as writer and artist Okobo…
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Mark Roebuck
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THE CITY — A hired goon taking cover behind a crate made a fatal error and left his ankle exposed,…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — Members of the Democratic National Committee expressed frustration about the annoying escort mission to get former vice president…
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Chandler Dean
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DIMEBOX, Texas — As she attempted to locate another power supply that’s actually still in regular rotation, local gamer Willoughby…
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Grant Mulitz
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BOSTON — Suspecting that one of your card-playing guests obviously cannot be an Ambassador or the Contessa, game night sources…
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Owen Crowlie
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Thousands of gamers across the world are providing testimonials accusing Sonic The Hedgehog water levels of giving them lifelong anxiety…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — President Trump has announced plans to unleash a giant squid on each of the major cities in the…
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Grant Mulitz
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NEW YORK — Touting the new exhibit as a magnificent specimen of Koopa Troopa ancestry, the American Museum of Natural…
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Chandler Dean
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LODI, N.J. — After consistently failing the same mission over and over, local gamer Josh Chung declared that unintuitive controls…
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