Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Famed thespian and total dickhead Bruce Willis will reportedly appear alongside several other interviewees in Good Fellas…
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Jay Miller
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LOS ANGELES — The immortal god of death, the Grim Reaper, is reportedly frustrated with Kirk Douglas fans claiming to…
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Grant Mulitz
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KANSAS CITY — 35-year-old Peter Brydon has been seeing family pediatrician Dr. Richard Cohen, who has had a Nintendo 64…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOTHAL — Just as he and his friends were almost certainly doomed while trying to escape a secret base of…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Netflix programmers are reportedly working on a new feature that lets viewers just say they’ve already seen…
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Rich Marin
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DES MOINES, Iowa — In a tight caucus match late last night, the DNC pulled out Senator Bernie Sanders' controller…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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KANSAS CITY, Miss. — Local rabble rouser and aspiring terrorist Shaun Norris reportedly deleted all of his social media posts…
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Noah Ammerman
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local doll superfan Charley Cover expressed skepticism about the upcoming Dreamworks film Trolls World Tour, claiming that the…
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Mark Roebuck
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MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. — A group of analysts have simulated this year’s Super Bowl using NFL Blitz for the Nintendo…
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Kevin Flynn
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MINNEAPOLIS — Praising the deep, emotional impact it leaves on the player, gamers are giving rave reviews to the newly…
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