JD Lowe
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COLONIAL HEIGHTS, Va. — Parents Pat and Misty Santohir reportedly told friends that, while they did not regret having their…
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Kenny Rohrbacher
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LOS ALAMOS, N.M. — Thom Mason, director of the Los Alamos National Laboratory, announced today they have finally unearthed definitive…
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John Dixon
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DENVER — A group of friends is appalled over one member’s insistence on using his tongue to spin the control…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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FRESNO, Calif. — Local caretaker Ellie Franklin reported yesterday afternoon that the elderly man she looks after, Jim Anderson, was…
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Pat Cavanaugh
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CEDAR RAPIDS, Mich. — After months of deliberation during a contentious Democratic primary, voters are beginning to wonder whether a…
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Owen Crowlie
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — Members of the Fallout: New Vegas speedrunning community are locked in a contentious debate over the…
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Joshua Hudson
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ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is warning citizens about the dangers of contracting Pokémania as an…
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John Dixon
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MILWAUKEE — Nostalgic 26-year-old James Crawford claims he spent his week reminiscing about the halcyon days of 2001, though sources…
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James Kinneen
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YUMA, Ariz. — Jed Thompkins, also known as “Riseofthejedguy” on YouTube, is reportedly distraught over a comment he made on…
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Tyler Simpson
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Billionaire owner of Koch Industries Charles Koch recently gave a two-hour symposium at his alma mater MIT…
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