Mark Roebuck
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CRYSTAL LAKE, N.J. — After over a half a decade of calamity and a body count in the triple digits,…
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Kevin Flynn
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Exasperated by the fact that she’d been misled by yet another exaggerated profile picture, sources say that…
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SAN FRANCISCO — A nationwide coalition of physicians held an event today detailing their recommendation for Americans to spend zero…
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LOS ANGELES — In a PR blitz designed to negate the backlash to their Sonic the Hedgehog live-action design, Paramount…
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Captain PixieHoof, set to become the first member of the furry subculture to ever compete in the…
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Kevin Flynn
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TOKYO — In a press conference this morning tinged with disgust and shock, Sega’s Sonic Team told reporters that they…
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BOSTON — Boston College sophomore Daniel Milner recently purchased a PlayStation VR gaming headset and what he claimed was a…
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Mark Roebuck
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Hey wait a minute, why is this labelled as an opinion piece? It absolutely is called a die. This is…
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STARDEW VALLEY — Local resident and gadget builder Maru has reportedly begun to feel a new sense of intimacy toward…
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CHAMPAIGN, Ill. — A local power strip became a victim of gentrification when a longtime resident PS3 was forced out…
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