Rachel Clayton
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EL PASO, Texas — Local PETA activist Trygil Hellfist passed away today after forbidding his party members from using a…
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Mark Roebuck
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Stan Lee tragically passed today at the age of 95. He leaves behind as rich a legacy as anyone will…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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CITIES, Skylines — City council members approved a budget proposal today that includes funding for a massive freeway construction project…
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Mark Roebuck
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EARTHREALM — Local divorcee Jon Edward Cage allegedly received an invitation to the infamous Mortal Kombat tournament held in the…
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Bailey Hull
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BERKELEY, Calif. — As the 5th annual UC Berkeley Game Jam kicked off, members of Team Kickass came to the…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Superstar Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has confirmed months of online rumors by revealing that he will produce…
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M.J. Amory
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FRISCO, Texas — Gearbox Software CEO Randy Pitchford tweeted today that production for Borderlands 3 has been stopped until their…
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M.J. Amory
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NEW YORK — Rockstar Games flew Andrew Miller, who has late stage leukemia, to their offices in New York City…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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FREE COUNTRY — Whistleblower site Wikileaks released a massive cache of unseen Strong Bad emails today, sending shockwaves throughout Strong…
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