Charles E.P. Murphy
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A new study on wage distributions in Mushroom Kingdom by University of Toad Town has found the…
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Jordan Breeding
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BOSTON — After five brutal hours of incessant, imaginative bitching, the well-documented hater of “fruity-ass board games,” Sam Daniels, secured…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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LOS ANGELES — Controversial YouTube star Logan Paul released another apology video today, this time in advance of an upcoming…
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Kyle Erf
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TULSA, Okla. — 11-year-old Ella May Williams pulled off the “heist of the school year” late last week, sources allege,…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster…
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Luke Woodward
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today via press release the acquisition of the Cooking Mama franchise with the goal to…
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Mark Roebuck
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A common thought shared by the generation preceding mine is that video games are not to be considered art, even…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — A group of twelve Halo 2 players currently stuck in a matchmaking lobby reportedly hit the twelfth…
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Naomi Krause
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MADISON, Wisc. — Producer and director J.J. Abrams was arrested this past weekend for vandalizing a local theater’s Black Panther…
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Patrick Susmilch
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HAU'OLI CITY, Melemele Island — A new report from the Pew Research Center states that today’s seventh generation of Pokémon…
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