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Cop Playing ‘Duck Hunt’ Just Keeps Shooting the Dog Travis Tack • April 29, 2024 NEW YORK, NY – Bystanders say they were very upset after seeing police officer Bruce Johnson play Duck Hunt and… Read More →
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