Video Games Archives - Page 369

Half of PUBG Players Disappear as Thanos Arrives in Fortnite

Hard Drive Reporter • May 7, 2018

Following Epic Games’ announcement of tomorrow’s Infinity War themed update to their smash hit Fortnite, fifty percent of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds…

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35 Year Old Coward Buys Strategy Guide

Preston Tompkins • May 7, 2018

ITHACA, N.Y. — Sources report that Manuel Contreras, a 35-year old bachelor, was recently recognized purchasing a God of War…

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Photographer Wins Pulitzer Prize After Getting Pikachu to Ride Surfboard

Jon Lalu • May 6, 2018

POKÉMON ISLAND — Aspiring young photographer Todd Snap won the Pulitzer prize in feature photography after luring a wild Pikachu…

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Favored Derby Horse Vanishes After Adventurer Whistles Two States Away

Peter Kemme • May 5, 2018

ADAIR, Okla. — Fans at today’s 114th Kentucky Derby were reportedly confused and terrified as they watched Justify, a favorite…

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Sad Incel Doesn’t Get the Hint From Uninterested Girl

Jeremy Kaplowitz • May 4, 2018

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Plumber and noted loner Mario Mario has reportedly missed multiple verbal and nonverbal cues from Princess Peach,…

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Shitty Game Console Looking Forward to Retro Status

Mark Roebuck • May 1, 2018

KYOTO, Japan — Executives at Nintendo are reportedly counting the days until their Wii U console, an underwhelming system released…

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Terrified MIT Computer Scientists Hide From Roomba Hacked to Run DOOM

David Tyler • April 30, 2018

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Several graduate students associated with the Massachusetts Institute of Technology's Media Lab have taken shelter in a…

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60-Year-Old Secretary Technically Professional Gamer

Kyle Erf • April 29, 2018

COLLEGE STATION, Texas — Administrative official Joan Norman recently celebrated her 30th anniversary working a position at Texas A&M University,…

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‘Let’s Jump Right Into It,’ Says YouTuber Eight Minutes Into Tutorial

Rick Homuth • April 28, 2018

GLENCOE, Ill. — Seventeen-year-old Twitch streamer and occasional “YouTube Tutorialist” Tucker Ferguson announced to viewers his intention to “jump right…

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PUBG Gives Me Hope That I Can Still Be Loved Despite Being Deeply Broken

Jeremy Kaplowitz • April 26, 2018

Many video game journalists wrote this year that PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds was their top game of 2017, and I wholeheartedly agree.…

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