Jakob Biddle
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ATHENS, Ga. — Concerned local GameStop employee Jameson Hale reported that he witnessed a woman buying an M-rated game for…
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Matt Shore
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RICHMOND, Va. — Mistakenly assuming that his ordinary equipment would be adequate to see him through the encounter, IT specialist…
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Ella Gale
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local gamer Kaylie Terline was reportedly thrilled to hear that Netflix is producing an animated Cuphead show…
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Kevin Flynn
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KYOTO — A Nintendo video presentation Tuesday morning unveiled the Nintendo Switch Heavy, a new model of the console specifically…
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M.J. Amory
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WASHINGTON — Freshman Republican Senator from Missouri, Josh Hawley, discovered a box in his bed that said it contained a…
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Dan Kozuh
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INVERNESS, Ill. — All-around little piece of shit Brenden Mounce, 11, entertained a house full of jealous classmates this weekend…
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Kevin Flynn
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FIRE TEMPLE, Hyrule — Becoming flustered after quickly realizing his mistake, the subterranean lava dragon Volvagia was in total disbelief…
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Hard Drive is officially endorsing Ace Watkins for President of the United States. Today he announced his candidacy with the…
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Jonah Nink
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I love a lot of games, but nothing is as close to my heart as the Call of Duty series.…
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Lifelong Pokémon fan Neil Ferraro threw away the chance to teach his level 63 Venomoth “quiver dance”…
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