Jon Ruggiero
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ROCHESTER, Minn. — Local gamer Greg Beckwyth has been diagnosed with clinical depression after coming to the conclusion that no…
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Mark Roebuck
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Hey, Gamers! 43 here. I'm sick and tired of Obama getting praised every time he fills out a bracket or…
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HYRULE — Link’s longtime trusty steed Epona had to be euthanized after getting permanently stuck on a weird rock. “It…
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Mark Roebuck
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Mega Man has been a staple of video games since its debut in 1987. Since then there have been 11…
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Kyle Duggan
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local plumber and chiropractor Mario Mario is facing criticism after reports surfaced claiming that he had been…
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Jacob Colliver
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SMORGBOTH’S CASTLE — Cassium, a local Wizard casting Fireball for the first time earlier today was surprised to learn that…
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WASHINGTON — A study released by the ACLU this week revealed that a vast majority of traffic stops committed by…
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HYRULE KINGDOM — Famed adventurer and Princess Zelda’s swordsman, Link, has reportedly solved an income inequality barrier between classes in…
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Kyle Duggan
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We all know the struggle of choosing your first partner Pokémon at the beginning of a new game. Should you…
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Kyle Duggan
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HYRULE — A guard stationed in Hyrule Castle’s courtyard has clarified his assigned duties after a recent series of security…
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