Matt Fresh
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LOS ANGELES — LuckyChap and EA announced that The Sims movie is set to be classified as a foreign language…
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Tim Graham
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SHEILATOWN — A terrified Sims family could tell within moments of interacting with their overlord Sheila Parker that she’d had…
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Kyle Erf
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SAN FRANCISCO — An outraged God descended upon the Earth today, and among other things announced that He saw every…
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Ben Doyle
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EAST BRUNSWICK, N.J. — After eating a quiet, solitary meal of Trader Joe’s frozen artichoke dip earlier this evening, 23-year-old…
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Grant Mulitz
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PLEASANTVIEW — In an attempt to better understand the existential underpinnings of their virtual reality, several eminent Sim philosophers debated…
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Dan Kozuh
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CHICAGO — Controversial documentarian Michael Moore premiered his newest film at the Gene Siskel Film Center over the weekend to…
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Collin Canning
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Maxis co-founder and creator of The Sims computer game series Will Wright was found dead in a…
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Patrick Coyne
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BEAUFORT, S.C.— Shantal Addams was shocked to find that several characters she created in the video game The Sims had…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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Original article has been translated from Simlish for clarity. Immigration continues to be a dividing issue, and it can…
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