Stormtrooper Tag Archives

Matt Fresh • January 16, 2026

TATOOINE — Amidst galactic unrest, a group of stormtroopers who burned farmers Owen and Beru Lars alive on the desert…

Johnny Amizich • July 13, 2024

PENNSYLVANIA — An Imperial Stormtrooper was seen fleeing the scene after Donald Trump was rushed off stage during a rally…

James Knapp • November 14, 2022

DEATH STAR — Rookie stormtrooper TK-684 recently professed to his peers that he is way more accurate with his standard…