Jordan Breeding
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Now that Disney has released the Rise of Skywalker film and novelization, it feels like everybody has already made a…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — J.J. Abrams has collaborated with authors on a new novelization of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Staff at a local bodega have become increasingly frustrated with Star Wars director J.J. Abrams, who won’t…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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BURBANK, Calif. — Disney CEO Bob Iger made a surprise announcement this afternoon that he would be stepping down from…
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Louie Aronowitz
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MONTREAL — Representatives from Brazzers have confirmed that their highly anticipated nine-part pornographic Star Wars parody series will modify the…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOTHAL — Just as he and his friends were almost certainly doomed while trying to escape a secret base of…
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Ella Gale
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Fifty years is a long time. Almost as long as my nipples after half a century of breastfeeding. Seriously, my…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEVARRO — Far far away planet Nevarro has added a second town after realizing they have the room to spare,…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — With murder mystery Knives Out, Rian Johnson appears to have finally rebounded from making the highest grossing…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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We have awful news for fans of Star Wars and cute puppets everywhere; The Mandalorian creator Jon Favreau just revealed…
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