July 25, 2022 Historians Discover Stonehenge Originally Constructed as Chill Place to Smoke, Hang Historians Discover Stonehenge Originally Constructed as Chill Place to Smoke, Hang LONDON — Historians announced a massive breakthrough surrounding the origin of the notorious prehistoric monument Stonehenge, revealing the structure was originally erected as a chill…
March 26, 2022 LED on Vape Pen Used to Navigate Dark Basement LED on Vape Pen Used to Navigate Dark Basement PITTSBURGH — A man stranded in the dark during a recent power outage reportedly used the light on the end of his vape pen to…
March 5, 2022 Struggling Item Shop Forced to Start Carrying Vape Shit Struggling Item Shop Forced to Start Carrying Vape Shit MAGMA VILLAGE — A struggling item shop just beyond the entrance to The Flame Lord’s fortress has reportedly seen sales fall drastically in the last…
February 24, 2020 Chain Smoking BioShock Devs Trying to Think of Weird Place a City Could Be Chain Smoking BioShock Devs Trying to Think of Weird Place a City Could Be SAN FRANCISCO — With only a week left before their deadline, a group of stressed, chain-smoking developers of the new BioShock are holed up in…
