HG Punk
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I don’t think I made myself clear. I only gave those who questioned Napoleon’s inaccuracy a quick glance, telling them…
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Kyle Duggan
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“I’m sorry, were these critics alive and walking around in post-revolutionary France?” complained the octogenarian filmmaker.
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — A recent interview with Variety has revealed that actor Matt Damon apparently thinks the events of 2015’s…
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Camden Brazile
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SAN FRANCISCO — Porn studio FilmFuck has produced a parody film taking inspiration from Ridley Scott’s horror classic Alien entitled…
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Patrick Crooks
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SOMEWHERE BETWEEN EARTH AND LV-462 — The Weyland-Yutani Corporation has found themselves under intense scrutiny after a xenomorph alien slaughtered…
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Edgar Towner
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DENVER — Self-proclaimed film buff Logan Dwyer announced that the theatrical release of Blade Runner 2049 is inferior to the…
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