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Ranking Every Plush I Own By How Much I Regret Its Purchase

Stephen Bell • June 4, 2025

Am I someone who has a lot of shame? Does the Pope shit in the woods? The answer is, not…

Dumbass Kid Buys New Pikachu Plush Instead of Rare Factory Error Next to It

Ouro M • July 10, 2024

BEND, Ore. — Local child Stephanie Vasquez has greatly disappointed her parents after she chose to buy a brand new…

Sexual Tension Between Claw Machine and Minecraft Plushie Almost Unbearable

Jacob Colliver • April 21, 2023

WICHITA, Kan. — Patrons of a local arcade bar have noted the erotic intensity between a claw machine and the…