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The 9 Worst Things to Say to a Nintendo Fan

Camden Brazile • May 30, 2023

The console wars may have ended, but we’re still living in its shadow every single day. So the next time…

Following Success of Mario Film, Nintendo Executives Laugh Hysterically at Idea of ‘Mother’ Movie

Kevin Podas • May 24, 2023

KYOTO, Japan — After Illumination Studios’ The Super Mario Bros. Movie broke box office records this month, becoming the most…

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Luigi Departs from Mario Bros. Sequel to Portray James Bond

Mark Roebuck • May 23, 2023

LOS ANGELES — Luigi Mario, co-star of this year’s blockbuster Super Mario Bros. Movie, shocked the film world today, announcing…

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‘Tears of the Kingdom’ Patch Adds Lifetime of Sins to Koroks so Players are OK to Torture Them

Jeremy Kaplowitz • May 23, 2023

KYOTO, Japan — A new patch to The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom adds a lifetime of sinning…

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White Guy Finally Understands Importance of Diversity After Pokémon Team Analogy

Ryan Sims • May 19, 2023

DENTON, Texas — Local Pokémon fan Jared Trout learned a valuable lesson about diversity after a friend gave him some…

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Every New Attraction at Super Nintendo World

Camden Brazile • May 17, 2023

Universal Studios Hollywood has finally opened their incredible Super Nintendo World, letting attendees wander through dozens of lifelike recreations of…

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Nintendo Themed Restaurant Sues You at the End of Meal

Mark Roebuck • May 16, 2023

LOS ANGELES — A Nintendo themed restaurant that recently opened inside of Universal Studios reportedly sues you for a large…

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Bokoblin Gang Elects to Set Up Camp Directly Adjacent to Giant Boulder on Hilltop

Cameron Snow • May 16, 2023

HYRULE — Insisting it adds a unique charm to the spot, a local Bokoblin gang has decided to set up…

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We Played and Ranked EVERY SINGLE N64 Game

Hard Drive Staff • May 16, 2023

The reign of the Nintendo 64 is emblematic of the mid to late ‘90s, an era remembered for what it…

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9 Tips for Getting Started in Tears of the Kingdom

Camden Brazile • May 15, 2023

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is finally out and fans are digging into every inch of it!…

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