Ted Kindig
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From his playable debut in Super Mario Bros. 2, through his surprise cameo in the original Super Smash Bros. all…
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Johnny Amizich
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Dear Parasites, Due to the assassination of Brian “Working Class Hero” Thompson by the coward Luigi Mangione(allegedly) on December 4th,…
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Matt Fresh
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Gabaghoul, it’s Luigi! Of the two Mario Brothers, the taller, better looking and unfortunately endowed Luigi has always been better…
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Kyle Duggan
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BOO WOODS — Health and safety officials have ordered the destruction of a local residence after newly-installed devices detected dangerous…
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Mark Roebuck
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Many players that spent the weekend playing Super Mario Bros. Wonder were saddened with the newfound sense of mortality the…
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Kyle Duggan
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KYOTO, Japan — The cast of the Super Mario franchise is set to grow with the release of the upcoming…
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Mark Roebuck
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Ever since we started wildly speculating last week that we thought it would be really cool if they put Luigi…
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Mark Roebuck
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I haven’t slept in three days. I’m on my way to meet Luigi, the idol of my childhood. Sure, Mario…
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Mark Roebuck
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LOS ANGELES — Luigi Mario, co-star of this year’s blockbuster Super Mario Bros. Movie, shocked the film world today, announcing…
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Camden Brazile
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Mysterious tragedy ensued today when famed kart racer Koopa Troopa woke up today after a hazy night…
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