Lord Of The Rings Tag Archives

Kyle Duggan • September 3, 2024

Warner Bros. recently announced “The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum,” an artistically bankrupt effort to rip Andy…

Trevor Hazell • January 21, 2024

SEATTLE — Last Tuesday, a friend group’s annual rewatch of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers was suddenly…

Dan Kozuh • December 27, 2023

"I can really only listen to my dad talk about his new tankless water heater for so long. Middle Earth,…

Kyle Duggan • December 22, 2023

MIDDLE EARTH — Local hermit Gollum credited his pescetarian diet for his 500-year lifespan, nearly five times higher than that…

Jordan Liffengren • November 15, 2023

Struggling to find the right style for your body type as a Balrog living in the dark, damp mines of…

Michelle Pereira • October 24, 2023

Looking for the release date for Lord of the Rings: Moria? The Lord of the Rings: Return to Moria is…

Mark Roebuck • October 10, 2023

HAMBURG, Germany — A shocking new report has revealed that the abysmal conditions under which the recent Lord of the…

Naomi Krause • August 23, 2023

MORIA, Middle Earth — The Fellowship of the Ring is reportedly locked out of the mines of Moria after attempting…

Mark Roebuck • June 29, 2023

Licensed video games are rightfully associated with being the absolute bottom tier of the medium, total trash with the occasional…

Camden Brazile • September 15, 2022

BOISE, Idaho — Local racist Gary Limlett lamented today that with both a black Little Mermaid and black characters in…