legend of zelda Archives

Kyle Duggan • July 28, 2025

HYRULE — King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule categorically denied that the government is in possession of a list of clients for…

Garry Kerls • June 12, 2025

HOLLYWOOD — Link’s silver screen debut has been pushed back to May 2027 as pre-production struggles to find and cast…

Kyle Duggan • November 30, 2024

HYRULE CASTLE — Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule, the recently deposed King of Hyrule, expressed his desire for the usurper Ganondorf to…

Alex Bradley • February 26, 2024

So you wanna live in Hyrule. You can find lots of articles online telling you how to fight scary monsters…

KSE • January 14, 2024

HYRULE - Link finally agreed to sit down for a tell-all about his romances across Hyrule prior to the launch…

Tara Marie • January 1, 2024

The Legend of Zelda. The Legend of Zelda. The Legend of Zelda. The Legend of Zelda. The Legend of Zelda.…

Kyle Duggan • December 31, 2023

CLOCK TOWN — Over forty attendees of Clock Town’s annual Carnival of Time were injured, some critically, when a planned…

Walker MacDonald • December 10, 2023

At press time, it was heard that the cease had coincided with a planned pause, so as to allow the…

Gabe Porter • November 9, 2023

Like a horrifically visaged moon, the impending release of The Legend of Zelda movie is descending upon us whether we…

Kenny Rohrbacher • September 18, 2023

WASHINGTON — Over a dozen people were left perturbed after a living wraith, later identified as 4,096 year old dungeon…