Andy Holt
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Admit it: You need help beating the first boss in Elden Ring. It’s okay. We won’t judge you. To be…
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Owen Crowlie
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ETURENE — After buying a plethora of weapons, armor, and items from a local adventurer, local business owner Welton the…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Champion of all things woke, fabled social justice warrior Ser Jonas Talbot is reportedly wandering the coastal…
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Bailey Hull
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AMARILLO, Texas — Passing over the controller like King Arthur surrendering Excalibur itself, sources report that local hero Lance Mason…
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