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Thomas Wilde • July 3, 2025

GARDEN CITY — The abrupt closure of the Carrington Institute has forced leading agent Joanna “Perfect” Dark to accept a…

Nick Coffman • July 2, 2025

I am looking for a new home for my 2001 MJOLNIR Mark V Assault Armor (or as you normies call…

Cameron Lehr • July 2, 2025

VIRIDIAN CITY — New Leader of the Viridian City Gym Barry is looking to put the rumors to rest. Ever…

Steve Packosky • July 1, 2025

Famed 2010 platformer Super Meat Boy has been revered by critics and gamers alike for its design, controls, and tough…

Amity Gilmour • June 30, 2025

SAN MATEO, Calif. — Investors were relieved today after Roblox confirmed their latest scandal had nothing to do with pedophilia. …

Kyle Duggan • June 29, 2025

KYOTO, Japan — Diddy Kongs are not conceived through conventional intercourse, a fact announced by Nintendo while promoting their upcoming…

Garry Kerls • June 28, 2025

BOSTON — A serious medical emergency occurred this past weekend after a Boston Dynamics robotic dog named Spot got into…

Matt Fresh • June 27, 2025

LOS ANGELES — When he isn’t out in the field harassing and forcefully escorting Hispanic people into an unmarked van,…

Ben Friedman • June 27, 2025

WASHINGTON — The Trump administration announced a landmark trade deal which would give the United States exclusive mineral rights for…

Bob Kerr • June 26, 2025

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Waluigi, noted foil of Mario and Luigi, has been arrested after being caught masturbating in public at…

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