Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON — The Trump administration announced a landmark trade deal which would give the United States exclusive mineral rights for…
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Waluigi, noted foil of Mario and Luigi, has been arrested after being caught masturbating in public at…
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Matt Fresh
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MONTREAL — Fans of the simulator genre have a new game to look forward to and it’s set to be…
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Testament Crux
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For decades, we’ve seen countless video games objectify the female form with tacky, over-the-top jiggle physics on comically large breasts.…
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Shane Pauker
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SPRINGWOOD, Ohio — Attempted murderer Freddy Dunning-Kruger has overestimated his ability to adequately slay children while they sleep, sources on…
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Kyle Duggan
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NEW YORK — Living rooms and family rooms across the country have been nearly destroyed by rambunctious tweens following the…
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Nick Coffman
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WASHINGTON — With the second coming of Death Stranding just days away, the world is bracing itself for the latest…
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Nick Coffman
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LOS ANGELES — In a surprise move, Warner Brothers Discovery has laid off everyone working on its upcoming unannounced video…
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Patrick OConnell
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CELADON UNIVERSITY — A determined Golbat earned her Ph.D in Child Psychology after overcoming the tragic adversity of being abandoned…
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Matt Youngspruce
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Maurice Johnson, 42, the newly appointed stepfather of a blended family in Arkansas, is enthusiastic about…
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