Patrick Sullivan
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LOS ANGELES — A post-show poll from Reuters revealed that the middle class did not see any reason to vote…
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RJ Dralle
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NORTH POLE — Santa Claus announced today to his workshop of elves that he could afford to only give one…
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Corey Arbor
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FREMONT, Calif — Star Wars Fan Garret “Darth Killor” Grant declared he’d finally had enough as the fourth episode of…
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Sean Fallon
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LOS ANGELES — WB announced today that former MMA fighter and Star Wars actress Gina Carano has been cast in…
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Nick Coffman
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You died unexpectedly in the comfort of your home and now it’s just your body and your Eeveelution of choice…
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Peter Cunis
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Everybody knows that comic books are only popular because they have so much dialogue. It’s the one thing that separates…
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Matt Fresh
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ALTOONA, Pa. — The McDonald’s employee who is suspected of ratting out the killer of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson…
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Jus Kaplan
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LOS ANGELES — Famed Hollywood writer, director, and producer Ryan Murphy has reportedly yelped in a startling fit of ecstasy…
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Michael Irving
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NEW YORK — Warner Bros. CEO David Zaslav has been found dead on the street, under an anvil with the…
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Hard Drive Staff
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AUSTIN, Texas — Elon Musk, who recently revealed his desire to found a video game publishing company, promised to eliminate…
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