Stardew Valley Residents Face Rise in Situationships
PELICAN TOWN — A phenomenon seeing a rise in short-term, noncommittal relationships has hit Stardew Valley, and residents are left…
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Spartacus Lookalike Contest Ends In Collective Draw
ROME — A lookalike competition for the famous gladiator Spartacus ended in a massive tie as almost all contestants began…
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Warner Bros. Announces New Popcorn Bucket With Accompanying Movie
BURBANK, Calif. — Warner Bros Studios has announced their 2025 slate, with "Untitled Popcorn Bucket Project" being a topic of…
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New Hero Shooter Roster Looks Gay Enough to Last
SAN DIEGO — A promising new hero shooter, “Slayers,” is looking as though it will outlive predecessors in its genre…
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Shrinkflation Making It Impossible to Hide Razor Blades in Candy
SALEM, MA — A recent change in the size of Hershey’s bars has made tampering with the candy an impossible…
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Pregnant Destiny Player Must Buy Each Trimester Separately
SEATTLE — Yet another controversy surrounds the Destiny community as pregnant player Jade Winters has discovered that she must pay…
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Final Girl Really Not Looking Forward to Unpacking All This
HOUSTON — Jeanette Gold, the lone survivor of the Houston Hangman’s killing spree is reportedly struggling to see the silver…
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