Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — The White House has confirmed that President Joe Biden was kidnapped by ninjas this morning, adding that it…
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Kevin Flynn
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NEW YORK — A man who just found a dumb book he’ll never read laying on the ground was overheard…
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Kevin Flynn
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LYNBROOK, N.Y. — Local gamer Evan Gramby continues to give everyone weird vibes with his repeated insistence that the Shantae…
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Walker MacDonald
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CORNWALL, Canada — A great big liar named Chuck Dederich was recently spotted at local arcade Seven’s Pinballorama claiming to…
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Mark Roebuck
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CHICAGO — A family sat down with their youngest child last night to inform him that his favorite live service…
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Andy Holt
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WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden has announced a sweeping gaming relief program that will forgive millions of Americans for the…
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Kevin Flynn
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REDWOOD CITY, Calif. — EA Games issued a public announcement today posthumously wishing their founder Erwin Arthur Games a happy 200th…
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Kevin Flynn
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THE VILLAGE — A local shopkeeper filled an awkward pause in a conversation with a customer by asking if he…
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Kyle Erf
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NEW YORK — An opinionated gamer with a habit of letting the world know what he would do if he…
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Gabe Porter
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Hey gamers! As Hard Drive continues to expand its non-satirical guides section, we will be posting guides to bona fide…
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