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Man’s Personal Finances Really Banking on End of Life Mario Party Bonus

Cameron Lehr • January 10, 2025

CHICAGO — Thomas Porter, 42, is flat broke. The IRS has confirmed that despite previously having a comfortable amount in…

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Finance Bro Launches Hostile Takeover of Conversation

Max Barth • December 15, 2022

NEW YORK — Local finance bro Derrick Bland today initiated a hostile takeover of the casual conversation he overheard at…

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Musk Reports Record Profit as Twitter Owner After Finding $5 in Cushion of Jack Dorsey’s Office Chair

Camden Brazile • November 17, 2022

SAN FRANCISCO — Twitter owner Elon Musk reported a surge in revenue from the social media website, announcing today that…

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Millennial’s Retirement Portfolio Still Has a Few Empty Sleeves

Seth Finkelstein • June 12, 2021

EVANSTON, Ill. — 28-year-old bartender Grace Federman reportedly discovered several empty sleeves in her retirement portfolio after going through the…

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Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Pretty Sure Spider-Man is Overrated

Mark Roebuck • September 19, 2018

TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick recently expressed his opinion that there’s “absolutely no way” the wildly popular PS4…

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Man’s Personal Finances Really Banking on End of Life Mario Party Bonus

Finance Bro Launches Hostile Takeover of Conversation

Musk Reports Record Profit as Twitter Owner After Finding $5 in Cushion of Jack Dorsey’s Office Chair

Millennial’s Retirement Portfolio Still Has a Few Empty Sleeves

Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Pretty Sure Spider-Man is Overrated

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