Steve Packosky
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The famed Bechdel Test, wherein a piece of media is judged on whether it has two named women characters engaged…
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WASHINGTON — One time celebrated national hero and babe-save, Duke Nukem was recently appointed to the Pentagon by President Donald…
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Matt Youngspruce
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"Everyday he is all like 'I'm gonna kickass and drink beer, but I'm all out of beer!' Then after like…
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Mark Roebuck
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When former video game star and controversial public figure Duke Nukem asked me to meet him somewhere called ‘Piss Alley,’…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — An out of touch member of Congress has blamed America’s recent wave of gun violence on 1996’s first…
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Kevin Flynn
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Ho-ho-hail to the king, baby! It’s me, God’s gift to women, Duke Nukem, here to wish you season’s greetings...or at…
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James Gavigan
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Hail to the king, baby! Earlier today an industry leak confirmed beyond a doubt that Duke Nukem was joining the…
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Hard Drive Staff
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LOS ANGELES — Eight years since his last high profile release, aging action star Duke Nukem has reportedly created an…
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