Cathy Herbert
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I'm not normally vocal about the public affairs of Gotham. My place is the private sector and I’m just a…
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Seth Finkelstein
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Fellow citizens, let me ask you a question: how many bananas do you have in your possession right now? Do…
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Noah Ammerman
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Ever since Ganondorf attacked Hyrule, I’ve had to constantly remind you that we can’t go back to our normal lives…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Listen, here’s the deal: there is absolutely nothing wrong with liking video games if you’re a child, but that needs…
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Jon Lalu
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First of all, woof. Secondly: we dogs have sniffed out a big hole in the gaming community that needs to…
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Kevin Flynn
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Ho-ho-hail to the king, baby! It’s me, God’s gift to women, Duke Nukem, here to wish you season’s greetings...or at…
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Mo Mozuch
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Hiya kids, it’s me, your pal Sonic the Hedgehog! I am saying this one time and one time only, there…
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Greg Parker
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Hello. I’m Greg Parker, eSports legend and streaming megastar (despite what you may have heard, my lawyer says I will…
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