Garry Kerls
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SEATTLE — In a massive win for the Amazon Labor Union, Jeff Bezos and Amazon corporate have agreed to begin…
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Matt Fresh
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HOLLYWOOD — In a shocking development, CEO of Virtucon Dr. Evil has acquired the film rights to Austin Powers with…
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Caleb Cioffi
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CULVER CITY, Calif. — Amazon has reportedly begun production on its own line of nuclear weapons following the success of…
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Drew Saunders
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IRVINE, Calif. — With the release of Amazon’s TV adaptation of the Fallout game series being a huge success, Obsidian…
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Matt Fresh
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"In the premiere episode we painstakingly go through every single facial feature, hairstyle, eye color, and so on."
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Brendan Osorio
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“Well of course the drones will be fully armed, we can’t take any chances can we?” Bezos said
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Travis Tack
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CHICAGO — A local man is reportedly being stalked by a novelty toaster he merely looked at one time on Amazon,…
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Nick Lundquist
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MONSTROPOLIS — Amazon CEO Andy Jassy announced this morning that, following months of tense negotiations, the tech conglomerate will be…
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Matt Shore
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CULVER CITY, Calif. — Head of Amazon Studios Jennifer Salke promised today that the upcoming series based on popular gaming…
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Walker MacDonald
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LOS ANGELES — In preparation for his role in Amazon Studios’ Fallout adaptation, actor Walton Goggins has gone to great…
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