September 20, 2017 Group Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some Time Group Finally Schedules Conversation about How Much Fun It Would Be to Play D&D Some Time BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — Zack Borman and a few of his friends were able to set aside a few hours, after months of scheduling conflicts and…
August 8, 2017 World Champion Hearthstone Player Defeated by IBM’s Super-Powered Random Number Generator World Champion Hearthstone Player Defeated by IBM’s Super-Powered Random Number Generator LAS VEGAS — Reigning Hearthstone champion Pavel Beltukov lost a face off against IBM’s super-powered hearthstone-playing random number generator today, in what is being called…
August 3, 2017 Newborn Baby Has Terrible Stats Newborn Baby Has Terrible Stats VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Fred and Maria Owens were severely disappointed to discover their newborn baby has absolutely terrible stats after being delivered in a…
August 1, 2017 D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy D&D Group Overthrows Dungeon Master in Favor of Dungeon Democracy DECATUR, Ga. — A local Dungeons & Dragons collective has ousted their overreaching despot today, in what is being reported as a populist coup. In…
July 5, 2017 WWII Board Game Rules More Complicated Than Actual Reasons For WWII WWII Board Game Rules More Complicated Than Actual Reasons For WWII MILWAUKEE — Players of the strategy board game Global Conflict: 1940 are quitting in record numbers after finding the game’s systems to be more intricate…
July 3, 2017 Dungeons and Dragons Player Crafts Elaborate Fantasy World Where Parents Respect Him Dungeons and Dragons Player Crafts Elaborate Fantasy World Where Parents Respect Him PITTSBURGH — Local Dungeon Master Tyler Ferrell, being free to imagine worlds wherein literally anything is possible, has designed a fantasy realm that features his…
