CJ Hernandez
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DUKESBURG, Ala. — In a press release on Monday morning, the Dukesburg Zoo announced they will be opening a brand…
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Andy Holt
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STYX — Recently deceased billionaire and libertarian political donor David H. Koch was reportedly still camped on the edge of…
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Hard Drive Staff
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NEW YORK — During his latest mission to kill and silence noted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein in the Manhattan Correctional Center…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — The United States government has added the over 160 million Americans that play video games to a growing…
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David Sitrick
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What, do you have any better ideas? If you have access to these life saving videos of Japanese tentacle pornography, please…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Senator Kamala Harris announced a new policy plan that erases all student debt for gamers who are…
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Ace Watkins
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My fellow Americans: First, let me thank you for the overwhelming support I have received just a month into my…
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Ace Watkins
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Much has been made of economic inequality during this election. While I agree that it’s a major problem, there is…
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M.J. Amory
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WASHINGTON — Freshman Republican Senator from Missouri, Josh Hawley, discovered a box in his bed that said it contained a…
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Hard Drive is officially endorsing Ace Watkins for President of the United States. Today he announced his candidacy with the…
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