HG Punk
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SAN FRANCISCO – As advertisers pull out en masse from Elon Musk’s X, formerly known as Twitter, one maker of…
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Hard Drive Reporter
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LOS ANGELES — In an unprecedented potential crossover between the United State’s vast military might and viral TikTok dances, we…
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Hard Drive Staff
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WICHITA, Kan. — In a startling turn of events, cartoon pies left to cool on window sills were now instead…
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Kyle Duggan
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden has shifted his stance on the threat posed by giant monsters after viewing Adam Wingard’s…
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Garry Kerls
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WASHINGTON — After two weeks of being deceased, Sen. Dianne Feinstein respawned in her Capitol Hill office last night, alarmed…
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Joe Tilleli
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WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden and first lady Dr. Jill Biden's two-year-old German shepherd, Commander, does not support petting as…
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Joe Tilleli
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WASHINGTON — Speaker Kevin McCarthy was voted out of the job Tuesday after answering the deceptively innocuous question, "What is…
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Mark Roebuck
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DENVER — Known sex pest and former video game star Leisure Suit Larry was reportedly removed from a recent performance…
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Cameron Snow
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WASHINGTON — Abruptly taking a moment away from the highest court’s deliberation, sources have confirmed that Supreme Court Justice Clarence…
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Brad Waters
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COVINGTON, Ky. — Republicans recently debuted Glitch McConnell, a racist robot who will assist them in voting against human rights…
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