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Fallout Fan Has Same Music Taste As Grandpa
ORANGE COUNTY, Calif. — Local gamer and ‘Fallout’ player Jeffrey O’Toole has found a new way to bond with his grandfather Brian via their shared taste in music, which is exactly alike, confirmed sources. “It’s been great to find something…
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